LA vs. Miami:
-Perfect weather year-round vs balmy nights that don’t require a sweater
-earthquakes vs. hurricanes
-Lattes vs cafe con leche or colada (preferably at Oasis in Key Biscayne)
-The best Farmer’s markets vs. fresh mangos on ur neighbor’s lawn
-Surfing in your wetsuit vs. swimming w. the dolphins
-Good looking waiter who’s really an actor wishing he were somewhere else vs. surly Cuban waiter wishing he were smoking a cigar
-PCH vs. moon over miami
-Really bad traffic vs. Traffic + really bad drivers who don’t know traffic regulations & give u the finger 10 times a day because u do.
-No one wants to speak Spanish Vs. No one wants to speak English
-Sunset Blvd. vs. Old Cutler
-Fake boobs required vs. fake boobs required
-Beach Volleyball vs. topless tanning

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